Just finished unloading.
I needed THREE Venti cafe lattes just to get me through the exhausting job of supervising the movers!
I have already hung my five carefully selected outfits in the walk-in closet. I chose carefully, it would be dreadful to let down my co-workers and clients by coming in to work not quite put together.
The closet looks cavernous now but I am still a bit afraid that I will have some difficulty making the space work for me. After all I have to share this:
And well, I have already accepted my shoe closet limitations.
I expect I have good deal more supervising to do before I feel happy, but for tonight I will allow myself the luxury of a little ‘me time’ – a glass of pinot noir and a
tube of chocolate chip cookie dough plate of tasty organic roasted pumpkin seeds.
But never fear, I shall endeavor to keep up my good work here, no matter how hard it is to find time aside from my duties as homemaker.
Good news everyone! Me and B have a new home.
Now, before you all start checking your inboxes – I would love to have you all over to celebrate my happiness but please be patient as we have purchased a fixer-upper.
I know, I know, money wasn’t the object so why in goodness name would I ever consider buying a home that was less than perfect? It’s not like I’d ever buy clothes at an outlet mall, or buy last year’s technology to save a buck, right?
I haven’t really compromised my principles, B just helped me see the possibilities I could explore in a house I could really put my own stamp on.
Instead of inheriting a library built to hold the literary travesties of Danielle Steele and Dan Brown…
I can design and have built a library worthy of Dostoyevsky and Hemingway.
Instead of taking over someone’s tired old craft room still smelling of Stampin’ Up and hot glue guns…
I can create a place for paint and clay and belle arte.
Yes, it’s a fixer upper for me. I shall soon enter a world of hiring contractors and choosing hardwood, but I will survive and come out of it a better person with a better house to feel better about.
Oh my. House hunting looks so much simpler on TV.
Here is a run-down of the ‘houses’ we’ve seen:
- Big corner house, decor dominated by the keg (?) of Jägermeister, assorted Jägermeister paraphernalia and hentai inspired artwork.
- House on a quiet cul de sac, with guest room in the basement down the long narrow hallway past the utility room, conveniently only three steps to the toilet behind a curtain right next to the furnace.
- Home in a quiet neighbourhood; comes with security system, which consists of cameras mounted inside each window to monitor activity outside the house, probably in no way connected to the strange wiring throughout the house and the multiple money counting machines in the upstairs office.
- Quaint home near river valley trails, filled with love and the wafting odor of jasmine just masking the smell of damp concrete and raw sewage.
- Traditional family home with warm interior. Could be even warmer if any of us make a spark accidentally igniting the hardwood floors, wood paneled walls, wood ceiling beams, wooden counters, wooden shelves, wooden sauna…
- Spacious home, the sense of space is amplified by the insipid grey linoleum throughout the entire house; stairs, foyer, living room, library, family room, den, kitchen, bathrooms, bedrooms…
- Historic heritage home with antique fixtures, including the original chicken coops in the unfinished basement (?)
- New home with master bedroom on main floor. Large glass enclosed fire place in wall, conveniently open on both sides and placed between the living room and master bedroom – exceptional home for entertaining guests!
I’ve had to severely downgrade my expectations and opinion of humanity in general. Seriously. These aren’t even POOR people’s homes. These people have enough money to buy some taste, or hire someone to have some on their behalf.
The house hunting has officially begun.
The real estate agent has our list of parameters. It should be simple to find a house.
It has to be big enough for the 5 of us – obviously not less that 3500 sq feet, there must be 4 bedrooms above grade and at least one spare, a library, an art room, a media room, a gaming room for the boys, a den with a fireplace, a living room, the dining room (with a fireplace) which must hold my 12 seat dining room table, we all need walk-in closets (how would we function without them?), with a double garage, a garden, a deck, and it must be close to a ravine.
I would ask for more but you know me, I don’t like to be greedy.
Honestly, is this too much too ask? It’s all I need.
Oh my but I am nervous and scared and excited and giddy and apprehensive and enthusiastic and just a little bit sleepy.
B and I are house hunting – squee!
I know all of you out there will be interested in how I manage to survive the trials and tribulations of finding a home up to standard. Rather than retell the story to everyone I decided to start a blog. I love you and want you all to have only the best, no tired retold second hand stories for the people I love. I feel it is my duty as a friend.
I can’t wait to start sharing 🙂